Confused atoms

  So, you have finally hit rock bottom. Your attention spam is now lower to that of a blowfish, and you probably clicked on this link without you even registering it, after long minutes of mindlessly scrolling and refreshing your feed. In fact, you are already losing interest, and your sweaty fingers are hovering around the go back button. There, I even included an icon for you to keep you nice and stimulated. However, now you’re feeling self-conscious, because you’ve been told that cool people read, and you would like to be cool, don’t you? You’ve been feeling quite miserable lately, haven’t you?   Well, worry no more my pathetic friend. Your misery ends today, so keep reading. Hi, it’s me. I have achieved what no other person has before me. I am in complete, total control of my thoughts and my emotions, and I will show you how you can be the same today, with 2 simple tricks. If you’re wondering that this is all too convenient because nobody else can prove that I’m ...